February 2010
Dear Brother:
Quit bringing your friends home without warnings. This is unfair and rude and makes me want to kick puppies. Please think back to every time I gave you an hour’s warning before dragging friends over, as well as not bringing friends into your damn room. As a side note, I believe it is this behavior that caused AC/DC to lose the Best Rock Album award to Green Day. I hope you’re happy.
January 2010
“I think my friend said, “Stick it in the back of her head.”
I think...”
– The Birthday Massacre - Happy Birthday
Growing Older
It’s something that happens without us noticing it, except for the birthday every year. Actually, our birthdays are the days when we are least aware of getting older, unless you’re turning fifty and having a midlife crisis or something. On your birthday, you’re aware that you are no longer a fourteen-year-old or a thirty-year-old and that you will get presents or cards or money,...
Options for Death
Felicia: I don't want to be cremated.
Felicia: That's just, no. If I'm dead, I don't want to be scattered.
Sammi: I don't like to decay either ._.
Felicia: This might be a terrible argument, but on the off chance that I come back as a zombie, it might be terrible to be one, but it'll be even worse when I could feel myself in like, thirty different places.